PooDizzol
The All-Purpose Medication for All of Life’s Ailments!
(But Seriously, Don’t Take It)

Are you feeling under the weather? Do you have a headache, a stomach ache, or just a general sense of malaise? Well, have we got the product for you! Introducing PooDizzol, the all-purpose medication that can cure whatever ails you!

PooDizzol contains a unique blend of ingredients that are guaranteed to make you feel… different. From the nausea-inducing power of ginger root to the diarrhea-causing properties of prune extract, PooDizzol will have you feeling like a new person in no time!

PooDizzol will have you going mad!

And if you’re looking for a way to clear up your skin, PooDizzol is here to help! Our special formula will give you a rash and hives that are sure to turn heads.

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And remember, if you experience any side effects that are not listed on the label, please contact your doctor immediately. Or, you know, just grab another bottle of PooDizzol and hope for the best!

 
PooDizzol: The only medication you’ll ever need… if you want to experience every side effect in the book!

Here is a list of all the side effects of PooDizzol:

  • Nausea and vomiting

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  • Diarrhea

  • Muscle cramps

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  • Rash and hives

  • Insomnia

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  • Blurred vision

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  • Dizziness

  • Fever

  • Dry mouth and lips

  • Headache

In addition to these side effects, PooDizzol may also cause:

  • Hair loss
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  • Weight loss or gain
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  • Changes in appetite
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  • Decreased sex drive
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  • Changes in mood
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If you experience any of these side effects, stop taking PooDizzol and contact your doctor immediately.

[Disclaimer: PooDizzol is not a real medication and should not be taken under any circumstances. This page is for entertainment purposes only.]

 

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